allegedly straight

Anybody who isn't out.

Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.

Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight

by m999999999m November 14, 2021

STRAIGHT

PIERS AND STEVEN ARE THE DEFINITION STRAIGHT.

bro ur so straight
ong he bult like steven and piers

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Straight

Bro:It's straight
Girl:it is straight
Bro 2:No

It's straight

by Austin is nothing to see :) November 19, 2021

Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Straight to the Heart

One some real shit when being serious

Yo bro Straight to the Heart when I see him it's litty

by TreyRoxkontheBloxk March 20, 2022

straight man

hes not just super but is also straight

why cant everyone be like straight man?

by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022