Harambe Hand job

When you sprinkle pepper on your partner's face while having vaginally sex and having them sneeze making there vagina clench tight on your dick like a gorilla's fist.

Guy 1: You dude anal is great, but is there a tighter feeling?

Guy 2: Harambe Hand job by far.

by Chaaldnox March 4, 2018

run deez hands

Fight someone

Run deez hands after school

by Antboy21 August 28, 2016

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021

Inappropriate hand holding

Inappropriate hand holding is when you and your partner are having sex and interlock your fingers.

Marlin and I where having sex and we were Inappropriate hand holding.

by Knower of secrets October 18, 2021

two handed legends

A bowler that bowls with two hands on the bowling ball opposed to only using one hand. they generally get more speed and rotation on the bowling ball which creates more pin action, and more room on the lane for error thus resulting in getting more strikes.

those guys, Jason Belmonte, Kevin Perreira, and osku pallerma are two handed legends

by Kevo5253 June 2, 2012

One Handed Titties

Breasts that are C cup size or smaller and that can be easily handled individually with one hand.

"Dude, I don't care if Emily's got one handed titties. Her face is fucking beautiful!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011