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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
by Polaris07 November 22, 2021
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Josh Otto

The sweetest most loving person in the entire world. He has the biggest heart ever and loves all the people he meets. He is a big animal lover, so much so he doesn’t eat any of them. I love josh otto. He’s sexy too.
Have you seen Josh Otto lately? I miss him.
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Josh

A jacked, tall (over 6’3) sexy, blonde hair blue eyed, massive penis beautiful man, that every girl wants. Super ambitious and driven. Has more money than you will ever have. Futuristic. All guys want to be like him and all girls want him. He’s the man. Don’t fuck around with Josh.
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National bully Josh day

bully your pal Josh on April 20th and also call him a pedophile because he might be one.
Person 1: Hey it’s National bully Josh day!!!

Person 2: Omg im going to go call my friend Josh a pedophile!!!
by Boilemmesuckyah April 15, 2024
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joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational
by manofmoss April 18, 2024
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Josh

Josh is a man, who is slightly overweight, long dirty blonde hair, a neck beard, and dirty thoughts about children. Josh is the type of guy to bring a machete to the park.
I’m not going to school. Josh is there.

FBI open up! It’s over Josh
by ImNotShort April 23, 2024
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