Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 12, 2024

Dad

A "Dad" is a modern-age replacement term for "Bro" spawning from online/gaming culture.

Can be used to be funny or just generally confuse someone.
Absolutely hilarious when used on someone who is not privy to the term.
Utterly confuses them.

Not to be confused with the common term for one's biological sperm-donor. (aka father or "dad")

"Yo what's up, dad?"
"Hey dad, you gonna eat this last hotdog?"
"That's my dad right there!"
"What are you doing step-dad?!"

by SPVCEMVN May 26, 2024

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024

Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.

Good morning Dad

by CBunde09 May 30, 2024

maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

Bristin's dad left

Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.

Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad

by Thatswhatthisis November 21, 2021

dad

a mf who fkd around cuz they couldnt keep their thing in their pants and now have victim complex

person a: im a dad!
person b to person c: hes a dad! he must have victim complex too!

by svrnn November 26, 2021