Dirty Macintosh

Am ambiguous phrase uttered on the Last Podcast On The Left.

“She was attacked by someone wielding what felt like a Dirty Macintosh”

by GraveLordNito April 26, 2023

Dirty Porker

When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.

Person 1: Help my dad keeps hitting me!
Person 2: Give ‘im a Dirty Porker and show him who’s boss!

by MiracleManMeat April 28, 2023

Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

Dirty Odin

The act of using a plunger as a dildo

Give her a dirty odin. She'll love it

by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow January 5, 2023

Dirty Deshay

A sexual beast in bed, a dick size of 9 inches, dominant and confident during sex

Oh my fuck, Dirty Deshay, your dick is so big!

by Your stepfather November 21, 2021

dirty yuhan

A good friend and is uncircumcised 🙂 yuhan if u reading this it’s me😎

A dirty yuhan likes McDonald’s (I think)

by Camila rose November 7, 2021

dirty montoya

when you shit in a girls mouth as shes moaning

i did a dirty montoya to that girl last night

by death that dude November 14, 2021