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Poop Billiards

A game where one makes a poop so big that it clogs the toilet, then later, comes back with another poop so big that it unclogs that same toilet. Like a game of billiards but with poop.
Nah I don't need a plunger, I'm about to have some Indian food. I've got a consecutive streak of 4 going in Poop Billiards right now.
by rashizzle September 30, 2013
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poop-pot

(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.
John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!
by Garciameister February 22, 2011
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poop elastic

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!
by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011
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Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.
Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"
by Pompadour... October 30, 2011
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poop dumpster

When a girl poops on your dick and you then put it in her vagina
me and my girlfriend did the poop dumpster and she had her first orgasim
by wow122223333344332141431 July 1, 2011
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poop on a platter

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation
"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"
by cericratman August 28, 2011
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poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong
I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!
by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011
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