Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021

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phantom jake

Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.

Don't worry about phantom jake

by Exposed brain May 30, 2021

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Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

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Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.

I love you Jake.

by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021

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Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021

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