American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.

Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!

by Bewmdogg May 7, 2021

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

American Recording Artist Wade Wiseman

One of the greatest American recording artists better than Kanye of all time

I saw the American Recording Artist Wade Wiseman show at eden it was insane bro

by Stickyboy11 July 12, 2022

American

ignorant, dumb, fat, and selfish things (, who care a lot about themselves and think they're the best).

Hi, I am American so I don't know basic things.

by A Really Smart Guy_ July 14, 2022

American moment

dvine LOUD MOUTH FUCKS NOONE SAYS HE'S GENDER FLUID BUT NOT AND SUCKS LUNACOCKY

A: Oh wow your American moment lol

B: FUCK YOU AMERICAN MOMENT

by qluz July 15, 2022

Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 18, 2022

American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".

Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."

by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022