Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.

Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?

by GravSim June 2, 2022

idc war

When you're both being petty and pretending that you don't care about each other to the point it turns into a competition of who cares the least. IDC wars usually happen to people not in a defined relationship and who don't want to admit their feelings to each other.

Friend: Btw did you see her ig story last night?

You: Nah I muted her, can I see it through your phone though
Friend: You guys are so petty you love these idc wars

by Sentiman December 10, 2021

War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime

Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime

by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021

the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021

super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version

Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

by Average High School Student December 27, 2021

war cannons

big tits

that chick has some war cannons on her

by fun123lol December 28, 2021

Puppies of war

A derogatory derivative of 'dogs of war' where mercenaries element remains without ferociousness expected. Half hearted commitment, just bare minimum to appease. Elements of naivety an inexperience. More likely to roll over and let you tickle their bellies than chew your hands off.

Fan1: Hey man did you see the spurs game?
Fan2: One-sided af
BNWS: Hey don't disrespect.. watch the team's reaction the next game.
Fan1: Man! U puppies of war.. gonna let Palace tickle your bellies.

by firstornothing April 4, 2022