Slimy Tom

A Laughing Cow cheese wedge wrapped in a turkey meat slice.

Dude, I love eating Slimy Toms on a Saturday night!

by Bendredison December 15, 2025

tom cruise-ophobia

An intense and powerful sense of anxiety or anger when seeing tom cruise

„I hated the movie „Interview with a vampire“ because I am tom cruise-ophobic, because seeing him makes me feel anxiety and anger“
„tom cruise-ophobia is defined by feeling anxiety, discomfort or anger when seeing tom cruise

by tomcruisehater6967 December 16, 2025

Tom

A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.

Don’t be a Tom.

by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021

Tom

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home…..

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home..

by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021

Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi

by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021

Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

by Ld123456 November 22, 2021

Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.

“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.

by BertCocain November 22, 2021