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How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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Make or ma’ke

It’s pronounced as Ma-Kay Ma-K and not make!!!
Also spelt Ma’ke
Make or ma’ke means to drop dead to the ground or blackout or faint !!

I.e. “Hoo how’s dis faka he like talk shit now I head kick dat faka now he went Make/ Ma’ke Ma-Kay (Down on the ground) to the floor!!!

I.e. #2: hey bro you want another shot to drink!!! Nah I’m good bumbai I Ma’ke !!!!!
by AFviernes October 17, 2022
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make me

A phrase used when someone tries to make some do something.
by ThatOneIdoit October 18, 2022
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20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
by turnitps October 19, 2022
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MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM

Well, it is when THE URBAN DICKTIONARY JOCK is returning to the SHE RA ELtON ,SHE RA ELTON , SHE RA elTON.

It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.
Well, ANAL ALAN , when your sister saw you playing with SHIT in the BATHTUB she yelled EEEEE PEEEEEDOPHILE and coming back now with your C0PR0PHILE D0GTAG it is when you stay again not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as the danger of being SCENE , a LEAK FROM ALAN I WALDMAN SHITTING ALL over in front of the BABIES, LITTLE BOYS , AND LITTLE GIRLS AS tTHEY own SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED must now indulge IN PARTNER COPR0PHAGIA until all is said and done as that is what is called the ulti.ate DEBASEMENT for the WHIMMERS as to ELIMINATE for good the SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN IMAGE.

not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022
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making love

when two people who are in love with each other and don't see no other people haven't been with no other people in their lives, and are the opposite sex that they have sex so intimately and romantically it drives up the pleasure and feeling of sex so good it creates even more love between the people, even if two people didn't love each other, it may be possible for it to happen if they made love the right way. its so good to be love and to love someone that even the orgasm feels better than when you just trying to get off a orgasm in casual sex or just fucking.
we making love tonight, we making some babies right now, they'll be coming in the morning, we will be cumming soon.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day
by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022
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