the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.
by touchme9000 April 21, 2011
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Get the fih - fire in the hole mug.When you try to make someone black out by buying them shots but it back fires and you black out instead!
Glen tried to make Christa black out on her birthday, but it totally black-fired and he threw up in the ladies room!
by Stanny1234 November 30, 2010
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When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring
by stickman979 July 10, 2010
Get the Ring of fire mug.It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!
by pentozali August 28, 2010
Get the shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range mug.The burning sensation around your butthole when you take an urgent dump (or five) the next morning following a night of way too much tequila and lots of spicy salsa on yer appetizers.
From the bathroom: "Aaarrrggggggggg - ooowwwwwww!!!"
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."
by Li'l Scotty May 3, 2010
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