Hard on theroy...
You know how to keep a good hard on.
Don't fuck with it!
Another way of staying if it is working leave it alone.
You know how to keep a good hard on.
Don't fuck with it!
Another way of staying if it is working leave it alone.
(Person one) Those Christians light are beautiful, but I'm not sure if the plugs are going to last all season. I'm going to change some of them. (Person two) Hard on theroy... (person one) what? (Person two) You do know how to keep a good hard on! (Person one) no (person two) Don't fuck with it!
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Get the Hard on theroy... mug.(Verb) Killing in the manner of die hard as in Rick and Morty… crawling around vents, shooting the glass, and taping a gun to your back to get the last shot…
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Get the Die Hard mug.The Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics concerns the difficulty of explaining subjective spiritual experiences, metaphysical meaning, and existential significance using objective, physical descriptions. Similar to the hard problem of consciousness, it asks why inner experiences of transcendence, purpose, or “the sacred” exist at all, and whether they correspond to real structures beyond the physical world. The problem challenges reductionist explanations, suggesting that spiritual phenomena may involve extraphysical dimensions, emergent metaphysical properties, or irreducible aspects of reality that resist empirical measurement.
Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics — Example
Two individuals undergo near-identical neurological states, yet one experiences a profound sense of transcendence while the other does not. No physical measurement explains the difference. The hard problem arises in explaining why spiritual meaning emerges subjectively and whether such experiences correspond to real metaphysical structures rather than being purely neurological artifacts.
Two individuals undergo near-identical neurological states, yet one experiences a profound sense of transcendence while the other does not. No physical measurement explains the difference. The hard problem arises in explaining why spiritual meaning emerges subjectively and whether such experiences correspond to real metaphysical structures rather than being purely neurological artifacts.
by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026
Get the Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics mug.The Hard Problem of Extraphysics addresses the challenge of defining, detecting, and validating realities or laws that exist beyond physical spacetime while still making coherent, non-arbitrary claims about them. It asks how extraphysical entities can have causal influence without violating known physics, how they can be studied without instruments, and how meaningful predictions can be made. The problem highlights the tension between explanatory ambition and empirical limits, questioning whether extraphysics is fundamentally unknowable or merely awaiting new conceptual and methodological breakthroughs.
Hard Problem of Extraphysics — Example
A theorist proposes a higher-dimensional entity that influences quantum outcomes without exchanging energy. The idea explains certain anomalies but cannot be tested without redefining causality itself. The challenge lies in distinguishing meaningful extraphysical explanations from unfalsifiable speculation while still allowing room for genuine discovery.
A theorist proposes a higher-dimensional entity that influences quantum outcomes without exchanging energy. The idea explains certain anomalies but cannot be tested without redefining causality itself. The challenge lies in distinguishing meaningful extraphysical explanations from unfalsifiable speculation while still allowing room for genuine discovery.
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Get the Hard Problem of Extraphysics mug.The Hard Problem of Thermodynamics focuses on explaining why thermodynamic laws—especially entropy increase—exist in the first place, rather than merely describing their effects. It questions why the universe began in a low-entropy state, why time has a preferred direction, and whether thermodynamics is emergent, fundamental, or contingent on deeper probabilistic or cosmological structures. This problem becomes even more complex in multiverse or extraphysical contexts, where different universes might follow different thermodynamic rules or none at all.
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Cosmologists observe that the early universe began in an extremely low-entropy state but cannot explain why. If multiple universes exist, some might begin in high entropy and never form structure. The problem is explaining why our universe’s thermodynamic arrow exists at all, rather than merely describing how it behaves.
Cosmologists observe that the early universe began in an extremely low-entropy state but cannot explain why. If multiple universes exist, some might begin in high entropy and never form structure. The problem is explaining why our universe’s thermodynamic arrow exists at all, rather than merely describing how it behaves.
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Get the Hard Problem of Thermodynamics mug.The Hard Problem of Conservation examines why conservation laws exist and whether they are absolute or context-dependent. While physics treats conservation as fundamental, this problem asks whether conservation emerges from deeper symmetries, probabilistic structures, or multiversal bookkeeping. It also questions how conservation operates across universe boundaries, dimensional layers, or extraphysical domains. If energy, information, or causality can move between realities, the problem becomes whether conservation is local, global, or merely an approximation within limited physical frames of reference.
Hard Problem of Conservation — Example
A simulated universe allows information to exit into a higher-dimensional computation layer. Inside the simulation, information appears destroyed, violating conservation. From the outside, information is preserved. The hard problem is determining whether conservation laws are fundamental truths or artifacts of the observer’s dimensional perspective.
A simulated universe allows information to exit into a higher-dimensional computation layer. Inside the simulation, information appears destroyed, violating conservation. From the outside, information is preserved. The hard problem is determining whether conservation laws are fundamental truths or artifacts of the observer’s dimensional perspective.
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Get the Hard Problem of Conservation mug.The core, unanswered paradox: If consciousness can allegedly leave the body as an "astral form" to travel and perceive remote locations, what physical or informational medium carries this perception back to the brain to be remembered? The hard problem isn't proving it happens, but explaining how it could even work without violating known physics. How does a non-physical "you" see light (which requires physical eyes and photons), hear sounds (which require air vibrations and eardrums), and then imprint those sensory details into the physical memory structures of a brain it supposedly left behind? It proposes perception utterly detached from any biological sensorium.
Example: You astral project to your friend's apartment in another city and correctly see a red coffee mug on their counter. Later, you verify it. The hard problem asks: Did your astral form have tiny, functional, ghostly retinas and optic nerves? Did light in that apartment bounce off the mug, interact with your non-physical form, and then how was that data packet uploaded to your physical hippocampus? It's the ultimate bandwidth problem for a signal with no known transmitter, receiver, or carrier wave. Skeptics call it a vivid lucid dream; proponents have no model for the information pipeline. Hard Problem of Astral Projection.
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