Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Doggy Punch

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023

3 Hole Punch

It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!

I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Punch up like a hen

When you are able to beat something/someone that is much higher level than your abilities should allow.

Dude, I totally beat that boss, I was having to punch up like a hen to do it however!"

by GarbyRator August 29, 2023

Boulder punching asshole

1. Chris Redfield in the latest release of the Resident Evil/Biohazard series Resident Evil Village.
2. Someone Karl Heisenberg wants to murder.

Karl Heisenberg after his factory is blown up during his boss battle: "I'm going to murder that boulder punching asshole."

by Idkdudejustgowithit September 1, 2023

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023