A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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Get the Clubbed to Death mug.Noah: "Just talked to Hope, Tony's birthday was a few days ago. Can't believe he is 28." Larry: "He is a 27 Club Survivor."
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Get the 27 Club Survivor mug.Hurstville Hater Club are the best group of people you will ever meet.
Sure sometimes they might judge others but deep inside that group of 6 shares and holds a deep connection with each other. Being part of the HHC is one of the best things that have happened in my life. I will never forget my 5 friends ever. Sure the group may have only formed this year (2023) but the connections have grown along the way.
Crying, fighting and lying has shown me that the group is like a family and holds a special part in my heart.
the 6 roles
- the mum
- the shy one
- the mean one
- the judgy one
- the kind one
- the joyful one
if any of u ever see this i want u guys to know that i love u all.
Sure sometimes they might judge others but deep inside that group of 6 shares and holds a deep connection with each other. Being part of the HHC is one of the best things that have happened in my life. I will never forget my 5 friends ever. Sure the group may have only formed this year (2023) but the connections have grown along the way.
Crying, fighting and lying has shown me that the group is like a family and holds a special part in my heart.
the 6 roles
- the mum
- the shy one
- the mean one
- the judgy one
- the kind one
- the joyful one
if any of u ever see this i want u guys to know that i love u all.
by gongchapapa November 22, 2023
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Get the Cat Kid Comic Club mug.Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
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