Skip to main content

Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.
Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!
by ibee6ubee9 August 20, 2021
mugGet the Happy Sanchez mug.

Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack
“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”
by I Smeldit August 29, 2021
mugGet the Happy Flaps mug.

Happy

A person who never finds their name on urban dictionary because its very rare. They are very cool and have very nice taste in socks, but they have a flat ass. Dont know how to spell to things either, but its ok theyre a Linda. (Also they are kinda sreccis)
OMG! happy has a flat ass
by Hazelmyfav August 29, 2021
mugGet the Happy mug.

Happy

Happy, a person who can never find a defenitons of their name because its rare. They are very nice and only sometimes smell like stinky old sock. They may sometimes randomly moan but thats normal. A proud member of LINDA. They can barely spell but will still correct you and will act like a high and mighty mf. Has a good taste is socks though. (Also very sreccsi)
OMG! IS THAT HAPPY A MEMBER OF THE LINDAS?????
by Hazelmyfav August 29, 2021
mugGet the Happy mug.

Happy tall day

September 3rd is happy tall day. All my shawtys give your very tall tree friend 10$ yeah that’s right give us that nature green paper.
“Rylee! It’s happy tall day! Here’s 10 dollars!” “Thanks Lilly thanks for the 10$!”
by D0lless September 2, 2021
mugGet the Happy tall day mug.

happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
You are my happy-crack.”
I’m on my happy-crack.”
by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021
mugGet the happy-crack mug.

Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
mugGet the Happy ending mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email