Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 4, 2025

Frost Dad

a man who was kicked in the head and abandoned by there mother also a bit unstable and sucks at valorant

frost dad is on my team so we lost

by DietMtnDewKing April 4, 2025

Bad Dad

A bad dad is a dad who behaves very badly.

My dad is always daderupting and dadstrupting me from doing things that I sometimes consider him to be a Bad Dad!

by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025