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quinceañera punch

When the 2 kegs are empty at your prima’s quinceañera, and big punches start to ensue.
He hit that foo with a quinceañera punch aye.
by Jmen09 January 7, 2023
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jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass
Do make me give you a jersey tant punch
by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023
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tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package
Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?
by Easy rock October 24, 2019
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Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
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National punch Elliot day

Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him
Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day
by Billy bill32 November 20, 2021
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Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021
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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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