crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

cookies

boobies

She was showing her cookies to the whole clan

by rotgutslutbutt April 12, 2022

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

Todoroki Cookie

Todoroki Cookie, is when you take a gingerbread cookie. And color/decorate it with frosting and such, to make it look like todoroki.

I recently made a *Todoroki Cookie*.

by Cunape December 17, 2020

Chocolate cookie

a cookie that is chocolate

bitch
chocolate cookie sandwich

by D4RKC0D3R December 18, 2020

Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020

cookie

Smol babie omfg.
She may be fun sized but she won’t hesitate to bark @ u no cap.
#1 kun enthusiast

Cookie best girl periodt!!
Take care of your kids cookie smh

by @chx_nhee December 23, 2020