Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

egg

a thing that you crack, to make different foods
i.e: scrambled eggs, sunny-side up, omelet, hard-boiled, etc...
u legit don't know what an egg is?
prob live in an egg smh.

Example One:
Person One: Got any eggs on you?
Person Two: Nah I spent it on smashing them into my fa I mean making a cake with them :)
Example Two:
Person One: Egg
Person Two: Egg

by pepperonisoup May 12, 2021

Egg Pie

Something that sounds very unpleasant... leaving ay bad look on your face

She got an egg pie for being ay trick bitch!
Maybe next she’ll order HUMBLE... if

by ShovieGroovy May 15, 2021

Egg

A character in the show Malcom In The Middle. He loves froot loops and is very quiet.

Dude: Hey Bro remember Egg from that one show Malcom In The Middle?

Guy: Yeah he must be a real Fuck Boy like Carlo

by Dont ask you wont care May 15, 2021

egg boy

A boy who is bald. Specifically one who is bald enough that their head looks like an egg

Guy1: ha, your head looks like an egg, egg boy

by Comfirt May 17, 2021

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

eggs dosage

Quote by Stan lee. (EEEGGGGGGGSSSSSSSDDDDDOOOOOSSSSSAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE)

A girl had eggs dosage

by Stampeeexelcio June 3, 2021