Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.

Good morning Dad

by CBunde09 May 30, 2024

dad

people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.

dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO

by Sir soapington February 11, 2024

sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad

Its like a phrase when your mad or anything really just say it when you dont know what else to say

Joe: "im breaking up with you"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"

by i_am_mom February 11, 2024

Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,

I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.

by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

dad

Gone.

Dad? Where did you go?

by 7568ino February 21, 2024

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

by gbanz March 17, 2024