Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

The Silver Surfer

When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.

“James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”

by 8==========I> May 27, 2019

gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.

Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers

by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018

alliance surfer

Alliance Surfer: someone who trolls Empires and Puzzles looking for Titan points.

Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.

by Queen Abacus January 22, 2020

Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020

Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!

Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.

by Jxck M. July 30, 2020