Sam

smart
ass
man

hello you sam

by qwertghnm, May 17, 2016

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

A very annoying smart ass of a person. Literally everybody thinks they are an asshole. Sams also tend to have strange tendencies such as slumping way down in their seat. Sams also tend to be very dirty minded, and rather judgemental. Overall, Sams are decent.

Guy: wow that guy is awful, he must be a Sam

by UmYeahItsJustAHippoThing January 13, 2020

sAm

sam is a gay homosexual and likes to watch meats-in. Sam will try to scam you so watch out

U got sammed

by 12nakedafricans March 2, 2020

Sam

Sam is a great person that can make you feel happy no matter how sad you are. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. Sam would make an amazing boyfriend of girlfriend and is full of kindness.

Person #1: I've been so down lately I don't know what to do.
Person #2 go talk to Sam they always make feel great.

by Lolthisissorandom May 3, 2020

Sam

The type of person a nigga will simp for for a straight year

Man that nigga has been dumping for sam for months MONTHS

by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020

Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.

Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.

by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020