michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

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salami muncher

Used to describe something related to the Dominican Republic or somebody who has roots from there.

Bro mangù is for salami munchers
My friend is a salami muncher

by QwertyTheHexagon June 11, 2023

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Salami Muncher

Something related to the Dominican Republic or somebody who is from the Dominican republic

Baseball is for salami muncher
You’re such a salami muncher

by QwertyTheHexagon June 12, 2023

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Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 12, 2023

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salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami

teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight

by mianasalmki June 28, 2023

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In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.

Bernie- “I’ll tell you what, you’re about to get hit with the Brooklyn Salami!”

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 1, 2023

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