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Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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Cleveland Plumber

When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
by Beamdawg April 23, 2021
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Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.
That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.
by Fact speeker May 1, 2021
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The plumbers Union

The plumbers Union took out Joey yesterday
by Dickballs21 August 16, 2022
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Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022
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Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022
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Plumber

A derogatory term used to describe a white basketball player. The term Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball ability. The term was once invented to describe an era in the 50s where a basketball players minimum salary required them to work a second job to make ends meet. However the term plumber has since evolved/devolved to describe a white player in any era, including the modern NBA.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022
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