rafi paradox

if you're racist towards everyone, are you really racist?

"i hate all races, im racist"
"if you hate all races, you don't see race when discriminating, so are you really racist"
"ah, the rafi paradox"

by tapiolosky-1 July 1, 2022

James Paradox

When one is winning in life more than anyone else around them, but at the same time is losing in life harder than anyone has ever lost before

Adam: So you pulled 4 girls at the same time!? You are winning bro
James: yeah bro but the only girl I want I can’t ever have
Adam: bro you’re losing so hard right now - I think you’re suffering from the James Paradox

by Ihavehugetestes April 24, 2022

Kylie Paradox

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)

person one: look at these coins i earned!

person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.

by rraptor222 September 16, 2022

The Cringe Paradox

A paradox in which the use of the word cringe is, in essence, cringe, thus creating an endless cycle of cringe.

Guy 1: That's cringe.
Guy 2: Using cringe is cringe dude.
Guy 3: Ah yes, the Cringe Paradox in action.

by cringecringecringe January 5, 2022

The Limza Paradox

“The Limza Paradox” or “Linny Paradox” is referenced under the circumstances that when too much emotional attachment is existent in a specified setting, the other person will detach and disappear from any form of commitment. This paradox is typically active in the event of complicated relationships, or under situations that may require emotional numbness.

“This guy was extremely toxic, so I hit him with the Limza Paradox.”

“I had to pull a Linny on him.”

by CommonGoalAccreditom March 29, 2022

Sathyaprabha’s paradox

When choosing to respect other’s choice to disrespect other’s choice is against respecting everybody’s choice.

Today my friend cited Sathyaprabha’s paradox to defend her thesis.

by prandtlstokes November 4, 2021

Izukara Paradox

A phenomenon in which, despite a lack of effort or time, a creator's work ends up better received, and/or beloved more than the works the creator is more prideful of/has put more effort into.

"This video took me literally 5 minutes to make, but it's already done better than my high-effort video! Classic Izukara Paradox."

by Bongos87 July 15, 2021