adam ling

A bit of a pedophile who Goes to Hallmead school, very small cock

1:Ugh my dick went limp
2: Yeah my pussy is dry all of a sudden
Adam: Hey there kids *Rape*
1:oH BOI HERE IS AN adam ling

by meme boi 64 August 24, 2017

Ling Ching How

A chinese person whos eyes are 0.5 cm wide and likes burgers and beating yousef in ufc

Man like Jordan-Ling Ching How

by Yung_bux October 24, 2018

Ling Ling

(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.

"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."

by feralsheila November 6, 2018

dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018

Ling Ling

A student (usually Asian) that overachieves or is named Alyssa Tang.

Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition

by csorx214 September 19, 2018

Ling tingz

The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks

Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night

by greatsouthernbntr May 31, 2018

Ling Ling

Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!

by JoshA183740384 March 31, 2019