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Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011
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Dirty Keller

when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023
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Hellen Keller

::..:::…::::::: -Hellen Keller
::..:::…:::::::: :HELLEN KELLER

WHY DID YOU CALL ME A LOSER : RANDOM STRANGER
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Helen Keller

A fictional character made to "inspire" people, known to be "blind" and "deaf".
Helen Keller inspired absolutely no one!
by Tmod1147 February 8, 2024
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keller

i want to be a keller when i grow up
by himmy himson August 30, 2023
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Helen Keller

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
by Parallaxative March 9, 2020
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helen keller

by acr29212921 May 8, 2020
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