John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

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sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.

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A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

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John is a cunt

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The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.

Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!

by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018

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