sonic dump

When you gotta take a poo so bad but you aren't anywhere near a legitamate place to go so you hold it in for an hour until you finally get to a toilet and by this time you can hardly wait to get your pants down when it just blows out your ass, and everyone else around you knows exactly what you just did.

Man, they had to repair that toilet in the public 'room after I took that sonic dump last week. I still can't look at Jesse straight after he took one a few months back while I was in with him.

by anonymous December 30, 2004

Dump and Run

The act of taking a large shit, most commonly in a public toilet, and leaving without flushing.

I walked into the stall and there was a fatty shit just sitting there looking up at me. Somebody pulled a dump and run.

by Shamus3333 August 3, 2010

Forrest Dump

When two people defecate simultaneously back to back. Can occur anywhere, not defined by location. Definition comes from the scene when Forrest and Bubba are in Vietnam and sleep back to back. This is the position two people must take in order to share the same toilet, or to poop in an open field with no support structure to lean against.

Jory and I really had to poop but there was only one toilet. We took a quick Forrest Dump before plunging the clearly clogged toilet.

by Gummers Shenanithon November 30, 2011

friend dump

To dump a friend or stop being friends with someone.
Normally occurs as a result of someone being particularly lame.

"hi john"
-"sup nigs"
"john why are you talking like that?"
-"cos i real hombre"
"someday i'm gonna have to friend dump you."

by karling January 20, 2007

angry dump

a painful bowel movement after consuming spicy food

I took an angry dump after that nacho platter

by buzz worthington September 19, 2009

butter dump

Inserting multiple sticks of butter into ones anus and letting it melt. Then shitting said butter onto popcorn which has been strategically placed on the other persons chest.

Wow, my butter dump was so nasty it smelled like a dead child... but at least the popcorn was tasty.

by kevinlittryder July 5, 2011

nervous dump

A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.

Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.

Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006