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Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).
Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).
by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024
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Concrete

A game made between 2000-2010
Garry's mod is my favourite concrete
by ConcreteCreator July 22, 2025
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Concreter’s holiday

A Australian term used to explain that someone is in prison.
“Yeah - Nah mate he is on holiday…” “oh, that sounds nice” “… nah yeah, it’s a concreter’s holiday, he will be out in 6months”
by Doing big no January 29, 2025
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Concreter's Holiday

An Australian term to describe someone who is currently incarcerated.
Yeah nah, he is currently on holiday…” “oh, that sounds ripper” “nah yeah, a Concreter's Holiday he should be out in 6”
by Doing big no January 29, 2025
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild
Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here
by BabyStark August 29, 2023
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concrete backflipper

A real nigga. Mr. Take that risk.
Derived from the courage it takes to do backflips on concrete. First used by Kendrick Lamar in his song “Michael Jordan”.
Did you see Zach bomb that master hill? He’s a concrete backflipper!
by blackrangersixtwo April 17, 2024
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