Boris

Winning entry for man with worst hair dresser 2021.

Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.

"Did you see that video of Boris on the zip-wire Grandma?" "Yes, I did. It was most amusing."

by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021

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Boris Gump

The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump

Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.

by FlintMac September 25, 2021

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boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.

wow that guy is a boris johnson

by bigman766 July 14, 2021

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Boris

Boris is a scientist that was turned in to a cat, very nice guy but he hates cheese

Hi Boris want some cheese?
Mew
Translation: fuck u

by Dulidudu March 1, 2022

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Boris Clark

A hot piece of ass. This man revolutionizes twitter with tummy Tuesdays. He is the sexiest man to join society.

Did you see femboy friday???
Yes Boris Clark performed well

by Alex200019 March 4, 2022

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Boris Clark

"Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.

Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?

Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!

by Ludix March 4, 2022

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