Bearded Button

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.

I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

chastity beard

A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.

Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.

by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010

Drake's Beard

This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."

by Z@C February 26, 2011

Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006

grow the beard

"Grow the beard" is an antonym of "jump the shark." In other words, it's when a show that starts off in Suck Town hits its stride. The term comes from Star Trek: The Next Generation, which started off terrible but began to get better when Commander Riker grew a beard at the beginning of season two.

"Man, the first season or two of The Simpsons blew, but after that the show started to grow the beard."

by Walter Wiese April 28, 2006

Beards and Hats

Slang for B&H Photo, 420 9th Ave, N.Y., NY. The place is owned by, and mostly staffed by Hassidic Jews, who all have beards and wear hats (outside). B&H is the most popular photo supply store in the city, and on the internet (www.bhphoto.com) due to their excellent prices and customer service.

Jerry: I'm going to Beards and Hats to pick up some film and mat board.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.

by queensplazasouth March 20, 2006