Amazon edging

The act of placing an Amazon item in your cart, proceeding to checkout but pulling out of the transaction prior to placing order. Hardcore Amazon edgers will purchase item and cancel moments before delivery.

“Randy’s had that shower speaker in his basket three times now but every time he saves it for later.”
“Man, he’s been Amazon Edging.”

by Metfan! July 11, 2025

Amazon Crime

A hacked Amazon Firestick that can stream illegal content

David: How did you watch that film?

Tom: We streamed it last night on the Amazon Crime

by Davo919181 September 19, 2025

Amazon Easy

When something is designed so simply, clearly, and conveniently that anyone can use it without effort. Used to describe any process, system or explanation that feels instant, intuitive and frictionless. Used to describe any process where the effort level is closest to zero, and the convenience level is almost to a maximum.

This proposal is too complicated, please rewrite it until it's Amazon Easy.

If the jury can't follow it, the brief isn't Amazon Easy yet.

These HR forms need to be Amazon Easy, or people won't bother using them.

If booking a doctor's appointment was Amazon Easy, I'd actually go.

by Stick Stokes December 1, 2025

Amazon Lips

A pair of lips that is going to fall victim to Amazon’s wrath. This is often visually shown in the form of a commercial for Amazon Alexa.

Lips: *starts singing*

Some dude: "Yo that Amazon Lips is gonna die."

Lips: *eventually dies from something and turns into the Amazon smile icon*

by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025

Amazon Slop

AI generated books and products that imitate real authors or plagiarize with completely fake author personas and information. AMAZON will do nothing except reimburse you. Small authors are getting hurt. Amazon is the new Craigslist. Amazon is allowing illegal writing and partial ai plagiarism. Now, buyers beware, you must cross reference every book you buy. Reviews can be completely fabricated or ignorant.

I just bought the new cookbook, Sourdough Mastery, by Serena Simonds and it is just AMAZON SLOP

by teratriceratops December 26, 2025

Amazon Slop

AI-generated books or media products that rip off, imitate, or plagiarize media by real authors. These books can be an outright ripoff of a real authors books or slop generated under a completely fictional author name. These books are a new genre of scam in which many purchasers never realize the book is slop due to it containing some real information, never initiating a return, or never reading it in the first place. Amazon products that hurt real authors. These books contain AI generated photos and writing. The ISBN numbers are fabricated and the books are printed on demand or sold on kindle so that the posters don’t have to manufacture their books in advance in order to release it.

I bought a newly released cookbook on Amazon Prime “Sourdough Mastery” by Serina Simonds, but it turned out to be complete Amazon Slop.

by teratriceratops December 26, 2025

Amazon Driver

One who doesn't get breaks or long enough breaks, someone willing to be in it for the long haul. Wears diapers and uses them frequently.

My boy just became an Amazon driver, won't be seeing much of him or his hygiene anymore.

by Fartknockee January 11, 2026