Dylan

Dylan is a nice guy who loves babies and constantly tells everyone how much he loves them.

I'm happy to leave my child with Dylan at a party.

by FortniteLvr42069 July 31, 2019

Dylan

Dylan a perfect example of the perfect human being the exact way a person should be.

"Did you hear Dylan adopted 30 orphans?" "Omg that is such a Dylan move"

by Thelargehetro November 15, 2019

Dylan

He says a lot of gay things because he is gay.

Dylan will you stop looking at my ass.
Sorry homie

by johnwick771 November 29, 2019

Dylan

The tall one that thinks he’s so cool in front of all his friends when he just looks like a dumb idiot.

Mom:DYLAN COME CLEAN THE DISHES
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber

by ImAidiotLOL December 9, 2019

Dylan

dylan o’brien. a hot beast who is the best actor and great and the loml :).

dylan: *exists*
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD

by squidwards_testicles April 22, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.

Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.

by Kermitov May 17, 2019

Dylan

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

by El-Birdi May 28, 2019