Tongue Technology

A term used my Min Yoongi aka Suga of BTS/Agustd, referenced in his song Agustd in the album of the same name.

Suga explains how he is a great fast rapper and this term hints that he is able to please with his tongue.

Hong Kong is Korean slag for a women's orgasm, using this meaning he can get you to reach your orgasm with his tongue and that he can send you to a distant location knowing he has talent in more than one way.

"Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap. My tongue technology"

by BabyStayin2022 November 24, 2023

Diner technology

An operating system used by a business or individual that is incredibly unrefined, paper-based, and utilized by those unable to adapt and upgrade to modern more efficient ways of doing things.

What ERP system does your company use?

Oh dude, we’ve got diner technology. Check out these hand written log sheets and carbon paper purchase orders.

by anonymous September 13, 2023

anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence

all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology

by Gambino6 July 14, 2023

jackson technology center

jackson technology center is where people go to school to skip and smoke marijuana.

you: oh you go to jackson technology center

not you: yes i love skipping

by groveskreetz🥰 November 28, 2021

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

Technological Freudian Slip

When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.

Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for

Vegan: anime?

Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.

Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt

Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore

Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip

by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022

Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.

"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."

by jj_702 October 17, 2019