Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.

"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"

by thurbermingus August 17, 2022

Treasurer

A position in an executive team where an individual is randomly given a position with a flashy name because they are not actually good at anything, including finances. This is typically the type of person that get no bitches, specializes in one activity, and isn't even good at it.

Jagmeet: Damn! You're the treasurer? Good job!
Harold: Nah, I just wasn't good enough for anything else...

by Seneca choris agape Panthera October 24, 2022

Trick treasure

trik ˈtreZHər
noun
When a sexual partner used simply for sex (a trick) inadvertently leaves personal property at the scene of the encounter.

Friend: Gurl where did you get that jock-strap?
You: I know! Can you believe it was Trick treasure? He also left a bottle of lube!

by IndyJeff November 10, 2022

Treasure Hunter

this is when someone watch all the movies and tv shows and their theme songs and video games to find the very best original songs that came out for these things that's why better than music artist personal songs. and its worth making the greatest playlist of all time. real treasure. people make so much money off these playlist they put together. they are the richest people on earth. they already found them all.

this guy a treasure hunter so good all the thieves want to steal everything he got.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022

Treasure Hunter

this is when someone watch all the movies and tv shows and their theme songs and video games to find the very best original songs that came out for these things that's why better than music artist personal songs. and its worth making the greatest playlist of all time. real treasure. people make so much money off these playlist they put together. they are the richest people on earth. they already found them all. so this is dead now

this guy a treasure hunter so good all the thieves want to steal everything he got.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022

Treasure Chest

A carton of XXXX Gold

“Hey mate! Thank Christ of Friday, how bout we piss off early and pick up a treasure chest”

“Sorry about the mess, you’d think I’ve made a treasure chest, with all me Golds laying around”

by NicM94 September 14, 2022

Japanese treasure

An incredibly rare video game, often a prototype, that surfaces on a Japanese auction site (i.e. Yahoo Auctions), only to be bought by a Japanese private collector (often with classism and/or xenophobia as core motivations) and never seen again.

Archivist 1: Looks like there's a Super Mario Bros. 3 prototype up on Yahoo Auctions. Gonna start a fundraiser for it.
Archivist 2: There's some private collector talking about buying it to... Protect it from foreigners?
Archivist 1: Damn. Let's hope it doesn't become a Japanese treasure.

by Arctic Circle System January 10, 2022