took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

Took off

Yo tell someone your going to rob them or to make fun of them about being robbed

Aye dummy didn’t you get took off by my lor mans?

by c_xj1 January 2, 2025

if he look he took

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.

Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

by just like honey July 7, 2025

Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025