Spongebob out

To leave a place or situation using a silly method of distraction (i.e. The Spongebob dance) in order to make people not feel bad that you're leaving, usually when you're leaving them high and dry. The opposite of a French exit.

You have to work late?

Yeah, my boss came by, dumped a bunch of work on me and Spongebobbed out.

I heard the cops were coming to bust the party so I had to tell a joke and Spongebob out.

by Mad_woman October 24, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickelodeon. It follows the adventures of Spongebob Squarepants, a sea sponge who lives in Bikini Bottom, a city under the sea. Spongebob works at The Krusty Krab, a fast food joint ran by Mr. Krabs. Working alongside Spongebob at The Krusty Krab is Squidward Tentacles, a squid who works as a cashier at The Krusty Krab. Two other friends of Spongebob is Patrick Star, a sea star and Sandy Cheeks, a squirrel. Another character is Plankton, a single plankton. The first episode of Spongebob Squarepants, Help Wanted, aired on May 1, 1999. As of June 2019, the show is still running and has 12 seasons with 245 episodes. A movie based around the show, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, was released on November 19, 2004. A second movie based around the show, The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water, was released on February 6, 2015. A third movie based around the show, The Spongebob Movie: It’s A Wonderful Sponge, is in development and will be released on May 22, 2020.

I have lost hope in Spongebob Squarepants. It used to be good but the new episodes are terrible

by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019

SpongeBob boxers

When a person's boxers are full of feces and urine making them Brown and yellow just like SpongeBob ( occasionally you might also find red just like his tie or white like his shirt

Haha look at him he has SpongeBob boxers

by Alex fagan November 6, 2019

sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically

dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

SpongeBob SquarePants

A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Who wants to watch SpongeBob SquarePants?

by BagOfGroceries May 1, 2019

SpongeBob Moment

When SpongeBob does anything

SpongeBob: Im going to commit various crimes
Person1: SpongeBob Moment!

by SpongeBlokeBritishPants May 17, 2022

Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.

Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)

by XxxKoleboyxxX March 20, 2022