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Derpee Slurpee

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel
Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!
by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021
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Turkey slurpee

Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job
A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
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Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
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Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
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Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.
Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
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Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.
Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.
by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025
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Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw
Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee
by Lil cum guzzler April 25, 2024
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