National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021

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Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

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National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

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Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

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Slap Ass Year

All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O

Happy Slap Ass Year

by DillonBerban November 2, 2022

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National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.

Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day”
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip

by Anonymous19393838 September 25, 2022

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