I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

doogle snuggle

it’s amazing

doogle snuggle is awesome

by Ezerarararara November 21, 2021

Snuggle Wood

When a couple wake up and snuggle in the morning and the guy has morning wood.

Damn woman that's the best snuggle wood I've ever had.

by Car Wash Man March 11, 2021

*Snuggles* UwU Gimme Ur HexCodes

A very cringe discord username

Type of man to have *snuggles* UwU Gimme Ur Hexcodes as his username.

by James Wolf April 16, 2021

Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.

This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Reverse Minnesota Snuggle

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.

My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Snuggle

When you drug a date and have sex with one or both parents on the immobile and/or unconscious body of said date (it doesn't matter who's parents are fucked)

I snuggle with family regularly

by TheSexManOfSex July 20, 2022