is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara
by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009
Get the the sloppy bobby mug."When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768
It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down
by AnealEyo January 16, 2015
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