Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

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has an unbelievably large penis.

Wow Ruben your penis is big

by Rdctv November 22, 2021

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A typical guy who simps to much over a girl with the name Shevaun and plays way to much apex. He will probably never lose his virginity.

Look it's a Ruben,what a virgin.

by Arruse November 22, 2021

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Ruben is a nice and amazing person he is usually HONDURAN OR SALVADORAN he is overprotective and will do anything for the people he loves and he is the type of person to last with a girl,always dressed nice and loves soccer

Ruben is kind

by yvngbandsK November 21, 2021

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A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.

A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.

“Oi, it’s ruben”..

by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

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