Austin reed ward

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Austin reed ward is such a men

by rye-rye :) January 1, 2024

Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

Reed

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.

Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed
reed: well too bad ur ugly asf

by GIANTBLACK COCK MAN April 5, 2023

Zamari Reed

Zamari is usually a great boy who loves baseball and watches anime, he also has amazing friends that care for him especially a Deshawn or Aidden sometimes some zamaris can have both, He is also very handsome and sometimes shy around girls, sometimes they can like him but he is too afraid to speak to them, and Zamari can be extremely good at video games.

Zamari Reed is just a nice handsome boy

by user_1333999 April 11, 2023