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Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
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Austin reed ward

Austin reed ward is such a men
by rye-rye :) January 1, 2024
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Reed

Reed is always a dumb-fuck who thinks he can do anything, and that he's the best person ever
Reed said that he was going to Join the NFL then run for office. Fucken Reed
by T-Nippes25 December 1, 2022
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Reed

A dude with a mullet
oh it's reed
by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022
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Reed

Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.
Why are you texting Reed? He a fucking loser.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
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Reed

FAGGOT ASS NIGGA
He’s really gay and likes boys and plays soccer
Hey that’s Reed run before he rapes you
by Gxldenyooo October 26, 2019
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