Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus

量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.

"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"

by anonymous December 26, 2023

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle

Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.

by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023

quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.

"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"

by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024

Quantum Gothtanglement

Quantum Gothtanglement is the phenomenon in which multiple states of gothic influence co-exist in such a way that none can be described independently of one another in a single stylistic profile.

She's experiencing a concerning spell of 'Quantum Gothtanglement'.

by shaggy2106 February 1, 2024

Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

by Devbrook December 8, 2023

Quantum slider

A slider which traverses its whole length repeatedly at extremely high SV; the slider ball's position is only "observed" every 1ms, giving the illusion of strange movement patterns. These cause extreme lag so it is best to keep them simple.
No one even knows these sliders exist.

Karoo13 used quantum sliders in his Aspire 2018 map. His map ID: 948643

by wiwit October 23, 2019

Quantum Entanglement

When two bodies have quantum entanglement and get close to each other, all they can do is try to become one.

Dude, those two just keep making it whenever they get near each other. They quantum entanglement.

by Blackbird131 October 29, 2019