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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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Quantum Gothtanglement

Quantum Gothtanglement is the phenomenon in which multiple states of gothic influence co-exist in such a way that none can be described independently of one another in a single stylistic profile.
She's experiencing a concerning spell of 'Quantum Gothtanglement'.
by shaggy2106 February 1, 2024
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Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously
According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.
by Devbrook December 8, 2023
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finish quantum

We use Finish Quantum to turn on the dishwasher.
by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023
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quantum maniac

by Odeser May 14, 2023
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Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .
by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023
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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023
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