nolan

hands down loves tennis, and vineyard vines

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales

by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Nolan Donahue

a kid who kisses ass, likes to have china penis rubbed on his face. very gay

Look at that Nolan Donahue getting gang banged by 6 dudes.

by cheeseeateryummy September 24, 2019

Nolan

nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch

Shut the fuck up nolan
You fuck head
give me back my oreos

by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019

Nolan Cleavlage

a fucking sped

Nolan Cleavlage says the word penis to get others attention

by imapeanut22 October 13, 2019

Nolan morgia

A very attractive boy. His looks doesn’t tell you everything though. He may be very good looking but don’t take his looks for granted.

Nolan morgia is really cute

by Weloveit October 14, 2019