Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

Commodore Nelson

fat dude

Help, I cant lift Commodore Nelson, he's too overweight!

by Beausky March 3, 2022

Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021

Drew Nelson

He always be cheesin’.

Drew Nelson is always cheesin’ bro. It’s so natural for him, he doesn’t even know.

by BrotherPort13 December 1, 2021

madylin+nelson

Novia and novio

Mady is Nelson novia
Nelson is Mady novio
Madylin+Nelson

by Tupapinel July 1, 2021

Dakota Nelson

Funnest person I know.

Me: Hey Dakota Nelson!
Him:What?
Me: Want fun dip?
Him: FUCK YEAH

by Claire555 February 16, 2009

dirty nelson

when one is pinned down and another defecates on one's face.

dude! my fat ass math teacher gave me a dirty nelson after i refused to give take her test!!

by bing cherry June 7, 2007